RUDE BOY — David Wiggins

Five Classic Comedy Stories for Older Children and Young Adults. Story 1: Grandad has a very dodgy hearing aid and on his weekly visits to town, grandad can easily mishear what is being said to him. If this happens (it usually does) then grandad swings his trusty wooden walking stick and the poor unsuspecting person gets a sound thrashing. Story 2: 24 Supremo Pavement (Sidewalk) Pizza. Freddie is a lovely quiet lad who usually does as he is asked. He sees little point in arguing with other people, especially his parents and grandparents. However, Freddie learns valuable life skills in this story. Not to do what others ask you to do. especially if you are not sure what they are asking you to do. Story 3: Derrick is that Boy who could Fart for England. To say that Derrick has a wind problem would be a massive understatement, he can Fart at the drop of a hat and he often does. Derrick has 4 good mates, Bradley, Dan Steve, and Eugene. Bradley has a sleepover that becomes a very stinky Fart over. Story 4: Richard 3rd, a sidesplitting laugh about Alan Stench a man with a very unique conversation starter. Story 5: Brings us back to Derrick who with the help of his 4 best friends he decides to enter the completion Britain's Got Talent. and can you remember what special talent Derrick has? Oh yes he FARTS.