Pissheads — Peter Merchant

This is a story of six best mates and all the things that they get up to while they are drinking. They don t care who they hurt or how they hurt them as long as they have fun doing it. They would even kill if they got enough money to keep them in grog every day. The six best mates are: Peter Pete Merchant - the ring leader, Tony Greeny Green - Pete s best mate since they were two years old. Ricky Stretch Bates - a mate of Pete and Greeny s from school. John Frog Egan - a mate they meet at the local pub five years before hand. Michael Egghead Egan - another mate from their school days. And Danny Fish Bates - a mate who lived up the road. Please enjoy this fictional story of six best mates, and the funny things they get up to in Mt. Druitt, a suburb of Sydney. I hope it makes you laugh until you can t laugh any more