Pig Snouts and Quarterbacks — Judy Levering-Duff

Why I have to get into the Bingham Boosters or my life is over -by Tilly Thompson 1.The Bingham Boosters are the most popular girls in school. 2.Members get first pick of the cutest guys. 3.If I don't get in, my eighth grade social life will be toast. 4.Quarterback Brian Marks will have to ask me out if I'm a Booster. Why it's going to be hard to get into the Bingham Boosters 1.My mother experiments with weapons to use in the murder mysteries she writes. In public. Where anyone can see. 2.I should be getting advice on boys and how to be popular from my older sister, but she cares more about recycling than relationships and would rather hold a protest sign than a makeup brush. 3.My father can list every tool ever used by the Aztecs, but mention tweets, texts, or reality tv and he's clueless. 4.Having a younger brother who looks normal, but talks like a crime scene investigator will not win me points. 5.Instead of an adorable little sister who plays with dolls, I have one who pretends she is a professional wrestler. Seriously. She calls herself The Killer Butterfly. And she wears the costume everywhere she goes. Why I will get into the Bingham Boosters 1.I have a plan.