Pete, Drinker of Blood — Scott S. Phillips

Hollywood resident Pete Tyler is used to wanting what he shouldn't have -- human blood -- and what he can't have -- a juicy cheeseburger, or the gorgeous Angie who serves those burgers down at the Starbucket on the Sunset Strip. He's become comfortable with the lonely but predictable way he's survived since he died in 1973, when vampire lord Carson Fitzgerald turned him. Now, however, Fitzgerald has returned to Los Angeles, and is demanding his children tend to his needs in a rather unpleasant way.

To get the girl and remain unliving, Pete's gonna have to take the fight to Fitzgerald by joining forces with the prissy Hollywood vampires who have always annoyed the hell out of him  -- and that's when the sh*t is gonna hit the fangs!