No Go Potty! — Geraldine Ryan-Lush

Because you really can't rush a kid who won't poop! A must-read for the frustrated parents, embarrassed older brothers, and sweating Mall sales people who find themselves confronted with a laid-back party-pooper (forgive the pun!), who has an odorous and honest answer for grown-ups who dare to tell him to DO IT NOW! This hilarious story of kids' first crushes and potty training hits the mark, in a public display of kid-knows-best bathroom antics!

Seussy is three and a half, almost four, says bad words, and won't stay on the toilet to save himself. It's up to his love-struck older brother Malcolm to come up with a way to make him stay on the throne long enough to poop! But nothing works! Malcolm is already stinging from the humiliation of Seussy's other tricks in causing his major crush, sweet-smelling, "pierce-free", Cleopatra-Eyes Charlotte O'Royal to hate him, and think he is...horrors....UNCOUTH! Then, all hell breaks loose with a trip to the Mall, and a bratty , smart-ass kid fortified with Triple-Extra-Easy-Ups bursting through his jeans. But Seussy's Big Moment has come! He becomes The Kid In A Display Toilet who grosses out shoppers, disgusts the managers, and is the hit of his very own Potty Party presided over by the pink-haired Metal Maidens at Burger Land. And what will Charlotte O'Royal think of all this? Will she think Malcolm is more Gross, Classless, Crude and Uncouth than ever?