Night of the Living Connie — Andrew E. Moczulski

Eric Margrave, professional (or maybe semi-pro) hunter of monsters, has had a rough year. He got a girlfriend against his will, fought something that probably counted as a god (twice) and bought a haunted house only to find one of the ghosts wanted to stay. So when his government contacts offer him his dream job, to fight off a genuine B-movie zombie virus, he is more than eager for the chance to have a nice simple job and scratch something off his bucket list.

Unfortunately, Connie Ryan, Eric's old 'friend' and possibly the worst witch on the entire planet of Earth, is already on the scene. And when Connie gets involved, 'simple' and 'fun' are two words that go out the window.