Ned the Bed — Jim Smith

In the 70s, The Nova's Showband's first English tour was a blast and manager Mike Johnston informed them that an American tour was on the cards. It's nothing short of a miracle that they made it to and from America and Ned came home not knowing whether he had started a family or not. Susan Prunty, the girl he left behind was going to get hurt, or were they all going to get hurt? The manager informed him that not alone has he to be nice to their sexy PR lady Sandra Boyle, but it would be advisable if he would try and chat up the owner of the biggest ballroom in Dublin. Seemingly these pivotal women were needed to round off the operation. The ballroom owner is beautiful, filling every fantasy he has ever had about the more mature lover. These women must be kept apart, but can he do that and still keep Susan happy. What will the repercussions be, if he doesn't?