My Ex-Boyfriend Is a Piece of Cr*p, ...and Other Whimsical Stories — Createspace

Daring? Whimsical? Fresh? Is this what you're looking for? Then finding this hidden book was meant to be. Explore many different worlds in this fun and exciting book that will carry you to caves, skys, deserts, and taigas. You'll meet characters with attitude problems and characters that really should have some. The upbeat storylines will keep spontaneously moving along, making these stories easy and enjoyable to read. Invite yourself to a book which contains: whales escaping prison (legally), cacti that are motivated to make friends, less-than ideal boyfriends, and soap scum eager to figure out life. These short, animated tales are innocent and quirky enough to be classified as playful, but bold enough to be trusted with supplying a stable punch. The authentic and reliable narrators will be with you 100 percent of the way, as you traverse serene and steady plots. Confidently get your bookmarks ready: it's time for comfortable, quiet party time