My Dog's A Scaredy-Cat: A Halloween Tail — Henry Winkler; Lin Oliver

I have the greatest idea for my Halloween costume. I'm dressing up as a table in an Italian restaurant. That's right -- I'll be wearing a red-and-white checkered tablecloth, and be carrying breadsticks in one hand and garlic-scented olive oil in the other.

The only problem is that my best friends, Frankie and Ashley, think that my costume idea is so not Halloween.

Boy, I hope I am right. I'm sure my costume is going to be just brilliant. I have to be right. I'm absolutely right.

Right???