Meet Richie — Jack Oliver

Meet Richie, a vampire who plays hard and parties harder. Fast cars, luxury apartments, and a taste for the high life—he has it all. Until he encounters Melinda Young at Scarlets Nightclub. Oblivious to the connection she has with two notorious Italian stronghold brothers, Richie is forced into unavoidable conflict and murder. Fleeing to London, England, to avoid the FEDS and the psychotic surviving brother, Roberto Farelli, he meets Kat, a cockney London lass with an attitude, and her brother Vinnie, a time-served, good ole London gangster. As Kat takes Richie under her wing, things get a little uncomfortable as he fights his bloodlust and growing desire for her. Then, after an unexpected freeze on his bank accounts, Richie is plunged into a spiral of dodgy deals, murder, and mayhem, where he soon discovers that the past he thought he'd left behind over 100 years ago is very much alive, and as the past and present collide with bloody consequences, it begs the question - How hard can it be, being a vampire? A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the vampire genre, Meet Richie is an action-packed adventure with laugh-out-loud lines, a little horror, and a dash of steamy romance along the way. Book Quotes Let's get one thing straight, Richie. I don't trust any man that doesn't eat, sleep, shit, or shave like a regular person. It's nothing personal, just a matter of principle, you understand. - Larry She was the only woman I knew who could drop your pants quicker than a copper with a tube of lube. - Vinnie Do you mind explaining why I've been dragged out of bed at two in the morning to find my brother hugging his bollocks on the doorstep? - Kat