Madness & Mayhem — James Aquilone

23 Tales of Horror and Humor from James Aquilone
This collection has everything Sassy robots, bloodthirsty spirits, a guy who's forced to watch TV and eat nachos, superheroes who are lame, a story about a zombie who searches for meaning in a world plagued by humans. If you like to pee your pants, there's a hysterical story about a redneck telepath who tortures a poor schlub for no reason.
And if that's not enough, you get the first Dead Jack short story and a sneak peek at the novel "Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device."
The perfect book for people with split personalities
The collection contains the following stories:
MADNESS
6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer's Heart
Head to Head
Simon Clash: The Galaxy's Greatest Hero
Bad Poets Society
Princess or Poison
No Place for a Hero
The League of Lame Superheroes
Inner Dragon
My So-Called Life in Reruns
Do Stand-Up Bots Dream of Electric Hecklers?
So You've Metamorphosed Into a Giant Insect. Now What?
MAYHEM
Hart House
The Zombie Who Had a Name
Google News Alerts for the End of the World
Teatime With Mrs. Monster
The Baseball Gods
A Day to End All Days
Circle of Power
Insectivoracious
The Great Work
She Will Be Home for Christmas
The Grimlorn Under the Mountain
DEAD JACK
The Case of the Amorous Ogre
Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device (First Chapter)