Kingsley Calendar's Experiment in the Field — S.K. Epperson

A determined billionaire takes people from refugee camps in the poorest areas around the globe and brings them to the U.S. to live in a grand humanitarian experiment that finds him strung from a tree, bloodied by the Taliban, haunted by an albino African witch then kidnapped by a homeless man with a tattoo on his butt that reads No Embalming. Before its over Kingsley learns the value of more than just dollars and discovers that real happiness can come from something as simple as a stale cheese puff found in the bottom of a garbage can.