Jingle This! — Stephanie Rowe

Things left to pick up:
-- A gift for Mom (Flannel nightgown? Too boring. Lingerie? Ugh!)
-- Amnesia so I forget what happened at the Holiday party last night
-- A job I love, or at least one that doesn't drive me insane
-- Someone else to pay off my credit card debt from holiday shopping
-- A hot guy to massage my aching feet . . . and other things
-- A body that actually looks good in black cocktail dresses
-- The willpower not to buy any more things I don't need that are on sale and oh-so-cute...
-- The strength not to fall for the wrong guy AGAIN