Jimmie Joe Johnson: Manwhore — Lindsey Brookes

"There are some things a man can't change. My bein' a babe magnet for one . . . " -Jimmie Joe Johnson Fact is, just about every single female in Possum Hollow, Alabama-along with most of the attached ones-has enjoyed my services. And not just as an auto mechanic, if you know what I mean. With me, women know exactly what to expect. A sweet ride, and no promises. But even a manwhore has rules. Like stayin' away from Baylee Jean Brown. As teenagers, Baylee Jean and I were hot and heavy. Then her Aunt Callie Rae warned me off, sayin' I'd never be good enough. Seeing as the women in Baylee Jean's family all have witch blood, and I figured Callie Rae was fixin' to do something unmentionable to my man parts, I agreed. But now suddenly, Baylee Jean-smart, sexy, wild-is all over me. She wants me bad-hell, who doesn't? But, if there's one woman who could bring a hound dog to heel, it might be her . . . "Irreverent, bawdy, laugh out loud funny. The most hilarious book I've read in years-maybe ever! In fact, I'm pretty sure this book is the reason the term "ROFLMAO" was invented. If you combined Jeff Foxworthy's humor and Jason Stackhouse's good looks and libido, you'd end up with Jimmie Joe Johnson, one smokin' hot hound dog and one hilarious read" -New York Times bestselling author C.L. Wilson "The most hilarious book I've read in years-maybe ever! -C.L. Wilson