James Eldritch and the Day Something Happened — Michael Horton

James Eldritch runs quite the successful paranormal investigation business, and he's done so without a single hint of experience. James is a masterful con artist with an incredible mustache, but he can't bluff his way to fame and fortune the day something actually happens.

The stars have foretold a great change for all life on Earth, and everything is spinning rapidly into motion. Humankind has a choice: evolve or perish. A threat born from the cosmos is coming, and only James (with the help of his wheelchair-bound associate, May) can stop it. Will he save the world and everyone in it? Or is he destined to drown in a sea of dead cats?