Jam Line — Casey Hagen

I fight her behind the bar, but I love her on top of it...Rory Turner may fight it, but I know she likes me.She talks a big game, but I'd like to see her pit her talents against mine.Anyone can serve up an IPA.But to manipulate a drink just by the way you shake it?Nah, that takes talent and hard work.Plus, a little wrist action.That's what keeps the ladies squirming on their bar stools.My adept wrist action is only the beginning of my skills.And there's only one woman I have any interest in sharing my moves with.You know, once I take a jackhammer and crack the crust of that exterior of hers.Tick. Tick. Tick.Our time?It's coming.And so will we...