How to Lose Your Cookie Money — Valerie Wilson Wesley

Willimena tells all in--How to Lose Your Cookie Money

This is not part of the Girl Scout Law but it should be: a Girl Scout never, ever loses her cookie money. She always keeps it in a safe place, like in a box in her sock drawer or someplace like that. She never, ever takes it out of her sock drawer unless she's counting it or adding more cookie money to it.

And take it from me, Willimena Thomas, Girl Scout: under no circumstances should you ever, ever spend your cookie money. You may be saying to yourself, "I would never spend my cookie money." But I never thought I would either, until...