How To Get Rid of Your Older Brother — Joel L. Schwartz

It hasn't been easy being Louis's younger brother for the past twelve years. It is Louis who gives Jay the undignified nickname "Kipper," ruining Jay's chances of ever being cool. Louis is the one all the teachers like, the one who is better at football. Louis torments Jay with corny jokes and won't let him in his room, or let Jay borrow his clothes.

Then one fated night Louis refuses to give up the TV remote control. And it's Jay's turn to get even...