How I Broke Up With Ernie — R.L. Stine

Will Amy ever get rid of Ernie?

After a year of going out together, Amy knew that breaking up with Ernie would be hard--but she never expected this! Ernie doesn't yell, he doesn't protest, he doesn't even ask what happened. But then he doesn't stop coming around, either.

Suddenly Ernie is like a bad case of hiccups...Amy just can't get rid of him!

Amy is afraid she'll never get to know Colin, the new guy in her life, with Ernie tagging along on every date. To make matters worse, her parents seem to be on Ernie's side!

She realizes that breaking up with someone is supposed to be painful. But it shouldn't be impossible, should it? When Amy finally does break up with Ernie, you'll break up, too--with laughter!