High Maintenance — Andrea Ring

What guy wouldn't want to be married? Fresh coffee, clean laundry, and willing sex 24/7...right? Okay, I wasn't so naive when Lisa and I got married that I actually thought she would wait on me hand and foot. I mean, I knew that she wouldn't always be available for a nooner - she had a job, too. But I had a vision about how our life would work - everything would be exactly the same as before, except Lisa would always be there. Ryan Miller's finally taken the plunge, and he's in for a rude awakening.