Ham and Marmalade Sandwiches — Olivia Parker

'...and there I am, huge grin on my face, making quack, quack noises with the yellow plastic duck, bogeys quite clearly visible in the picture. I look like I've come straight from the funny farm.' Liv is a psychology research assistant at her local university, knee deep in babies, assessments and study visits; working at Loony Land city centre for two mad professors...not exactly what she had dreamed of. She's single again, on a quest to find that knight in shining armour. Who will be her Lancelot? Well, there is Lee, of course, vodka-drinking cat lover; Adam, Mr Lazy himself; Tony, Jake and Keith, no not Keith; and Nick... Can she stop being so paranoid about everything? Can she choose, forget her lucky cactus and take charge of her own destiny? The future is in her hands.