Fowl Language — D.L. Garfinkle

Meet the world's first superpower-granting, smart-alecky, supernatural rubber chicken!It all starts when ten-year old twing Nate and Lisa Zupinski discover a rubber chicken lying in a pile of their brother's dirty laundry. "Dudes," Dave says, "It's a supernatural rubber chicken. He's, like, magic. He'll give the first person who touches him a superpower. And you guys get to pick which power." Lisa and Nate don't believe a word their airhead brother says, but then the chicken starts talking!"Get me off of Dave's dirty underwear!"Lisa decides to ask the chicken to turn her shy friend Ashley into a charming speaker. But when big bully Hulk Paine gets his hands on the chicken, super charm turns into super trouble! From acclaimed author and humorist D.L. Garfinkle comes a new series so silly, so slapstick, it's supernatural!