Fluff the Farting Fish — Michael J. Rosen

A brand-new creation from this hilarious collaboration between the famous poet and the exceptional illustrator!
     Elvie is desperate for a puppy that she can train up to do amazing tricks.

     One day Mum went out to get the puppy.
What?!!!
Really???
A puppy???
Yes!!!

How brilliant is that????!!!!

And she came back with the puppy.
What?!!!
Really????
A puppy???

Well, actually, er...no.
She came back with...
.....a fish.

     But Elvie, desperate to fulfill her dream of having a performing pet, trains the fish. He can't sit, he won't bark on command, but he does have a very special fishy talent all of his own.