Fed, Dead and (Not Really) Wed — Wendy Dalrymple

Megan Malloy is unlucky in love; as an ethical mortician, her profession either makes potential suitors squirm or invites the wrong kind of dates all together. She is content being on her own though and business is going well, especially since adding Good and Fed Catering to her list of funerary services.Dillon Bellafontaine used to be a screw-up. After a stint in prison as a young man, Dillon turned his life around and found a passion for organic food and cooking. Now, his business is doing better than ever thanks to a partnership with the pretty, quiet funeral home owner.When mob boss Glenda Jones has her funeral hosted at Ethical Burials, a few of Dillon's old ghosts from prison come back to haunt him. With some quick thinking, Dillon is able to evade his former prison foes ... at first. But when one of the recently deceased mob boss's relatives becomes suspicious and asks Dillon about his identity, Megan panics and says that he's actually her husband.Can Megan and Dillon effectively pretend to be married and last through the wackiest - and possibly most dangerous - ethical funeral without getting caught, or catching feelings?