Don't Tell Presley! — John Locke

Presley French is young, beautiful, and someone wants her dead. Someone else -- her former English teacher -- wants to physically assault her. Someone else -- the FBI -- wants to interrogate her as a possible terrorist suspect. Someone else -- Dani Ripper -- wants to protect her, but can't decide if Presley is insane, or just crazy. With nowhere left to turn, Dani contacts someone else -- Donovan Creed -- who refuses to get involved unless Dani agrees to owe him an Ultimate Favor. PRELIMINARY COMMENTS: More action in the first few pages than any book I've ever read! As always, I can't decide which of Locke's quirky supporting characters I like best: this time it came down to Bitter Bob, Stay Busy the Porter, and The Butter Man. I'm giving Stay Busy the nod, by a jellybean. Dani has more pop culture references than an Urban Dictionary, and each one made me laugh. I would have bought this book for the rules of the drinking game alone, which I was ready for, after the dizzying action of the first four chapters.