Dixie Wizard — David Rawson

There was (and may still be) a wizard lurking in the Dixie Mall in our small southern city that we'll call Dixie City so as not to embarrass the good folks who live here, don'tcha know. Also our anonymity, hopefully, has prevented crowds from rushing here to cash in on the winning lottery numbers that the Dixie Wizard gave to those of us who were willing to spend fifty cents for his predictions. Not only that, but his other predictions came true too. But that was then, and this is now, eh? So I think (but am really never sure) that it's safe to tell you about it now, and how Annie and I got involved in all that again….