Dead at the Jersey Shore — Mike Catalano

After experiencing a terrible tragedy that almost killed him, Sal Griglio goes to his family’s newly-refurbished beach house in Long Branch, New Jersey.Within the confines of his childhood summer home, he hopes to relax and find his inner peace, and perhaps he would if his greasy mobbed-up relatives would leave him alone for more than five minutes.But instead of getting some rest, Sal quickly finds himself caught up in a summer filled with ghosts, guidos, witchcraft, sexy red-heads, and reality TV stars that drink too much and have egos far too large for their pea-sized brains.Oh, and did we mention the hordes of brain-dead zombies that are after his flesh? Sal soon begins a fight for his life, and if he loses, he will definitely be Dead at the Jersey Shore!