Chaotically Inappropriate Magic — Clayton Wood

When destiny knocks on Chauncy Little's door for a sixth time, he answers it ready to heed its call. Unfortunately, the call isn't for him, but for his 13-year-old son Chaos. Being a responsible parent, Chauncy tells destiny to take a hike...dooming the world, unfortunately enough. Luckily, when destiny comes a-knockin', it rarely does so just once. So when it knocks again, Chaos answers the call, and is told to go to a country called Grissam to meet his destiny. As it turns out, Chaos's destiny is a girl named Destiny, a paladin who loves kicking zombie butt...and who insists that Chaos follow her into the heart of a cursed city filled with undead, to destroy an ancient evil that lies within! Experience the sixth book in this (inappropriate) fantasy comedy series!