Blue Balls — R.C. Boldt

BLUE BALLS
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.

SARAH
I'm beyond frustrated with the man who's left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I'm not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more―one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.

Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.

JACK
I'm captivated with the woman who's left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it―and not in the good way―but I'm going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.

It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.