Billy Ray Saturday and Redneck Realville — Jack Kean

The boys didn't look all that happy. In fact, they didn't look happy at all. They should have looked happy. They should be the happiest redneck south of the Mason Dixon line. After all, they managed to pick up three hundred thousand dollars from the crooks who stole it first. Their journey from redneck heaven to redneck realville is the subject of this story.