Before and After — Matthew Thomas

Armageddon has begun. Sheep are exploding in the Welsh highlands, thePyramids are up for repossession since their 5,000-year lease hasexpired, ghastly US evangelists overrun Britain, and rains of fish areof course inevitable. The prophet Nostradamus, still with us under hisacademic alias Professor Mike D. Nostrus, knows just how to takeprecautions against the fast approaching End of the World(TM) . . .