Beefy Jones — Eric Malpass

Beefy Jones is a lovable rogue. Not very bright, but strong and kind-hearted, he lives with a gang of petty criminals and Jack-the-Lads in the disused loft of a church hall. The Vicar, meanwhile, is blissfully unaware of this motley gang of uninvited occupants. Returning home early one evening, Beefy overhears a meeting of the Church Council discussing the demolition of the church hall â€" their home. The gang then embarks on a series of adventures with one aim in mind â€" to sabotage the vicar's plans by any means they can. In this hugely funny story, they find themselves involved in a series of madcap escapades with the ever-willing Beefy always at the centre of the action.