Augustus & Lady Maud — Anonymous

Forlorn and melancholic Augustus spends his time doting after two maidens quite beneath his status; maidens with a penchant for carrying on their chores in the tightest of denims.

Meanwhile his world-wise cousin, Lady Maud, regales him in correspondence of the naughtiest nature, confiding within her libidinously amatory letters the various exchanges she voyeuristically bares witness to during her many excursions to far-flung destinations.

When Maud learns of the girls' toying of her cousin's affections, she arranges for her groundsman and a couple of stable-hands to reveal to Augustus the true nature of their wantonly ways, before dispatching them to an Arabian Harem, of which she later has the profoundest of pleasures visiting.

This long-censored and extremely rare jewel in the catalogues of Victorian er*tica, anonymously written in 1900 and styled in the great tradition of works such as The Lustful Turk, is a must have addition for any discerning collector.