1500 Rules for Successful Living — Steve Brewer

For years, author and humorist Steve Brewer has entertained readers with his broken adages and twisted advice. Now the best of his "Rules for Successful Living" are collected into one handy self-help guide that's absolutely no help at all. If you need laughter, you need the "Rules!"If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer." -Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl