Trespassers Will Be Mutilated — Terry White

More from the irresistible Marcus Moon: civil engineer, wanton lover, and protector of all things 'Moon', especially when it comes to his long-suffering girlfriend, Charlie. With her attentions seemingly being diverted by upper class socialite D'Arcy Lyell, Marcus finds himself in and out of the country with a big Middle Eastern deal in the offing that could catapult his career. Not able to keep his eye fully on his prizes, he must ensure the smooth yet oily Lyell has his intentions nipped in the bud. Never one to be beaten at home or away, the gloves are truly off as our hero decides that there's nothing else for it: trespassers will be mutilated! Hold tight for an hilarious, no holds barred battle as Moon fights his corner at work and at play.