The World's Itchiest Pants — Steve Hartley

Everyone's favorite record breaker is back with another book of fantastically revolting record attempts! Danny Baker is off on a school camping trip. All that nature gives him an idea -- and soon he has his pants out and is rounding up the ants for his craziest record attempt yet. In the second story, the plummeting temperature inspires Danny to cultivate the longest nose-icicle ever -- brrr!