Time Travel Trouble — Scott Seegert

Why must you always ask what my latest opus is about? Shouldn't the fact that I wrote it be enough to convince you to buy billions of copies of my blisteringly brilliant book? Do I need to release my canbot army on you . . . again?

Well if you want us to sell your book effectively, we should probably know what happens in it.

Great gassy goblins! You really are insanely insufferable! I've had a minion put together a quick line, though it hardly does my genius justice:
After having yet another evil plan to rule the world foiled by Commander Virtue, Vordak travels back in time in an attempt to defeat his archnemesis at the point of his greatest vulnerability -- his childhood.