If you want to discover the answers to the big questions in life, such as: when is a witch not a witch? how do you make the world beat a path to your door? and what should you do if your uncle dresses you in a parrot costume and packs you off on a pirate ship? then read this book. The answers will truly astonish you! The latest collection of stories by Rolf Heimann, author of the immensely popular Life's Like a Crocodile and The Royal Flea, will keep kids and parents laughing with their droll humor and dry wit.