Captain Thomas And The Curious Cockatiel — Robin Alexander Eadon

Captain Thomas and the Curious Cockatiel Bumbling bravery, bird‑brained plans, and the most British disaster you'll read this year.Captain Thomas considers himself a man of action — the sort who can swing into danger with a rope in one hand and a plan in the other. Unfortunately, the rope is fraying, the plan is questionable, and the cockatiel on his shoulder has more sense than he does.What begins as a simple rescue spirals into a chain of calamities: squirrels with attitude, a runaway dog, a bridge‑dangling mishap, and a village full of spectators who will be talking about it for years. With his hapless sidekick Sidney clinging on for dear life (and his lunch), and Charlie the cockatiel squawking unsolicited advice, Captain Thomas must somehow turn chaos into triumph.A warm, witty romp for fans of Ealing comedies, PG Wodehouse, and the gentle absurdity of small‑town life — proof that heroism comes in many forms, most of them ridiculous.