It's the First Day of School... Forever! — R.L. Stine

Imagine that you have a dentist appointment. The dentist has to drill a big hole in your tooth. And he keeps drilling and drilling and drilling. For hours ...
Are you imagining that?
Well ... my day was worse than that. Much worse.

On the first day of school, Artie falls out of his bed and hits his head. Hard. He complains to his mom and she says, "You're just worried about your first day in a new school." Then at breakfast, his little brother, Eddy, sprays syrup everywhere, and Artie has to go to school with syrup hair. On the way there, he gets splashed by a puddle that makes him look like he wet his pants. And that's only the beginning.

On the second day of school, Artie falls out of bed and hits his head. Hard. He complains to his mom and she says, "You're just worried about your first day in a new school."

Huh? Today is just like the day before. Can Artie find a way to change it, before it's the first day of school ... FOREVER?