If I Were You — Richard Hamilton

When Dad tucks Daisy into bed, he says, If I were you . . . I'd go to sleep. But Daisy doesn't want to go to sleep. In fact, if she could trade places with him, she'd read her dad a story, dress him in a pink tutu, feed him oatmeal . . . and that's only the beginning. Because just wait until you hear what Dad would do!