Easy Money - A Thoroughly Modern Comic Farce — Ray Kingfisher

When Warwick Pollini stumbles upon half a million pounds in used notes, it sends him spinning. After all, he's just an ordinary guy, content to shuffle between his mundane job and his cramped house, so he's sure his life is about to change.
He isn't wrong.
While he frets about where the cash came from and what to do with it, it seems the rest of the world is conspiring against him.
Add in some unwanted amorous advances and his own guilt-ridden paranoia, and soon his life is turned upside down.
Then the threatening phone calls start; they want their money back - whoever ‘they' are. And Warwick faces the most difficult decision of his life, but not before he comes to realise what ‘Easy Money' really means.
Full of caustic satire, Easy Money is an irreverent take on the obsessions of modern-day society, served up on a bed of unfathomable mystery and garnished with a side-salad of grotesque caricatures.

(note: previously released under the pen name Ray Kingfisher)