Common Sense with a Side of Gravy: Thoughts on God, Country, and Family — Michael Lewis

Now not too long ago, Uncle Tinker decided he was tired of driving that old car, so he went out and got him a brand-new one at one of them big car lots that's bigger than some islands in the South Pacific and all lit up like Las Vegas on crack. Yep, Uncle Tinker's new car looks really sharp, but I just don't feel safe riding around in a car that's made with more plastic than the entire cast of Baywatch.