Cap'n McNasty's Pirate Guide — Michael Lewis

Cap'n McNasty is lookin' fer a crew, so if ya want to be a pirate, this is what ya do! This colorfully illustrated “guidebook” provides humorous instructions on how to be tough, work hard, have fun, and measure yer loot. Then one day, if ya set yer mind to it, you can be captain of yer very own ship, givin' orders like him!