His Redneck Girl — Lindsey Brookes

Book 1 in the Possum Hollow SeriesJimmie Joe Johnson has spent years living up to his hound dog reputation. If he can't have the one female he truly wants, then any female will do. When he isn't off diddlin' some female, he's practicing for pool playoffs, determined to get his pool team to Vegas. Not only for bragging rights, but for the free trip to 'Sin City' and cash prize that comes along with it.Baylee Jean Brown has never gotten over her first and only love, Jimmie Joe Johnson. So when she discovers the truth about why he really ended things with her all those years before, she sets out to get her man back. And no other thigh-parting female is going to stand in her way. She just has to find a way to make him take notice of her, considering he'd been avoiding her since that day her spell-threatening aunt (yes, she does come from a long line of witches), threatened to place his man-parts in a jar on her windowsill.Avoiding Baylee Jean Brown in a town the size of Possum Hollow is hard enough, but all of the sudden she's dressing sexy and aiming all that female heat in his direction. He tries to convince her that she's better off without him, but how can he expect her to listen to reason when his own heart and body refuse to? Now his man-parts are in a whole different kind of danger. Not because her aunt might still carry through with her threat to pickle them, but because he knows no other woman will ever do.Irreverent, bawdy, laugh out loud funny. The most hilarious book I've read in years--maybe ever! In fact, I'm pretty sure this book is the reason the term ROFLMAO was invented. If you combined Jeff Foxworthy's humor and Jason Stackhouse's good looks and libido, you'd end up with Jimmie Joe Johnson, one smokin' hot hound dog and one hilarious read! --New York Times bestselling author C.L. WilsonThe most hilarious book I've read in years--maybe ever! --C.L. Wilson(*previously released in digital format by Kensington Publishing under the title Jimmie Joe Johnson: Manwhore. Changes have been made to the cover and the story.)*This tongue-in-cheek redneck romance is set in the fictional town of Possum Hollow, Alabama. This storyline is for entertainment purposes, not to reflect on any actual persons living in that state. It's recommended for readers 18 years and older.