A Perfect Romance — Layce Gardner

Love at first sight. How perfectly romantic!

When Dana meets Ellen she's not entirely honest because she doesn't want to look foolish. If she explained that she's wingman to her BFF Trudy, who is trying to pick up men at an AA meeting, then Ellen would quite reasonably want to back away, slowly.

The only way to see Ellen again is to keep going to the meetings and try really hard not to dig herself a deeper hole. But on the day Dana was born the good Lord was handing out shovels and whichever idiot said the course of true love was easy, well, they flat-out lied.

If love wasn't funny there'd be no way we'd survive it.