So I Banged Bigfoot — Kristen Strassel

The fuzzy beast saved my life, and I want to thank him...I'm so excited to have won my very own episode of The Mating Game, but I'm getting a little antsy waiting for filming to start. When an afternoon adventure leads me straight into an avalanche, my life flashes before my eyes. Someone is coming to save me, and he's not human. Please let him be friendly... I wake up in Lars' arms. In his bed. He's a security specialist for The Mating Game, and I've only met him in his human form. Now, he's anything but. He's big, fuzzy, and has a penchant for talking dirty. Things get hot fast, and the next thing I know, he's asking me to take my clothes off. It's more like a demand. Am I really going to bang Bigfoot? I'm totally gonna do this... This story was previously available in Monsters in Love: Monsterous Ever After.