Life, Love and the Pursuit of Hotties — Katie Maxwell

Subject: Reasons Why My Life Sucks Right Now From: Emster@seattlegrrl.com
To: Hollyberry@britsahoy.co.uk

1 The end of high school. You'd think that's good, right? Remember that episode of Buffy where the demon snake eats everyone at her graduation? That would be an improvement over mine.

2. Dorm life. Thumbs way up on moving away from home, but down, down, down on the Geek Dorm where I'll spend the next four years. It's going to take forever to hipify all those science and techno geeks.

3. Drue fantasy wedding. She may be one of my best friends, but if she thinks I'm going to wear a pink-and-yellow plaid bridesmaid's dress, she's completely wacked out of her gourd.

4. Romantic graduation present cruise . . . without the nummiest boyfriend on the face of the earth? One word: Waaaaaaaaah!