Waiting for Aliens — Julie Schronk

All Harry and Ethel Snodcrump like is to gaze at the heavens with their cruddy $2 telescope. When Harry reads in that filthy rag of a newspaper that aliens have landed nearby in a cornfield, It sets the horrid old couple off on a tangent of waiting for aliens.

Harry boards up the house, heads for New Mexico...Roswell, to be exact, to purchase a huge observatory telescope from Willis Wormwart that's busted, and tricks the neighbors.

But the aliens don't come! The book is a parody of every t.v. show, movie, book or alien sighting of this century that has a little Roswell Incident in it, War of the Worlds and Close Encounters thrown in.

For fans of alien books, this is filled with mayhem and lots of laughs! Harry and Ethel couldn't be funnier!