Wedding Thrashers — J.R. Ripley

Amy's getting married! Yes, that's right, after all this time, Amy is getting married. But wait...which Amy? Is it Amy Simms or that other Amy? You know the one I mean, Amy-the-ex, Amy Harlan, as in ex-wife of Derek Harlan who himself is currently Amy Simms' boyfriend? Wedding bells are ringing and necks are being wrung. Ouch, that's a bad pun, I know. And it just might end up being a bad day for a wedding. Sorry, Billy, but that's no Idol threat. Amy's life is about to change forever and there just might be some till-death-do-us-parting when this pair of lovebirds goes to tie the knot at the altar of love and end up altering their own lives forever.Egrets, I've had a few...